He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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