3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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