Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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