Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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