I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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