Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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