it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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