We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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