So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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