He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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