Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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