you win again, gameday.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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