Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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