I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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