Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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