Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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