i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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