put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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