So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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