do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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