Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
smell my finger.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
