if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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