You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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