we're chasing vodka with high fives
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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