May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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