fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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