So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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