just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
sex in a hospital.. check
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I have post one night stand depression
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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