apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He felt like a one man threesome
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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