So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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