Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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