Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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