she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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