just tell him i said nine months
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I wish you could order shots online.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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