It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
sex in a hospital.. check
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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