The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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