I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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