i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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