It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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