...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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