I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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