why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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