she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I FOUND THE LEGS
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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