Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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