I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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