Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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