Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
please don't ironically join a cult
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