My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
found the other keg... it's in the tree
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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