Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
my poor anus
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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