I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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