What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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