Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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