Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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