Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I deserve to be covered in dicks
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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