So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I am midnight drunk by noon
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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