Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
what day is it and did you see me today?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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