talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
