i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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