Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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